I’ve had enough of crazy
Our minds have become lazy
Call me a jerk for being blunt
There are lies we must confront
Let’s Contradict conspiracies
You and me, and everybody
My name is Anne, and I’ll be a true friend
and speak up when you go off the deep end
Five times I went out to hug a tree
As I watched a film about conspiracies
Trial of the Chicago 7
At first I laughed when the defendants
Said “CONSPIRACY!” when they answered the phone
But that judge lied and made them feel alone
When leaders put people though this schtick
I think of Elvis Costello’s words “I used to be disgusted
Now I try amused” even at smearers
Be they J Edgar Hoover or my neighbor
the one lying and full of much deceit
letting her cats get lost in the street
These conspiracies lie to you
Oh, glorious humanity,
No more notorious insanity
Those foolish things, they go BOO!
He wasn’t the best mind of a generation
And lacked Solomon’s kind of wisdom
Writing an autogenerated
personal note; do you get it?
Let’s take comments on a case-by-case basis
The Conspiracies in Spite of themselves
These conspiracies lie to you
Oh, glorious humanity,
No more notorious insanity
Those foolish things, they go BOO!
The boss thinks his workers
Are like him scheming and hurting others
When all they’d like is some humanity
And opportunities for decent money
Instead Armageddon to others he meets
complaining accusing them all of greed
Vaccinate before a vacation
as we’re all ready to look at your brain
immunologists
therapists,
the next best conspiracists
warning if we research on the Internet
our searching will not be our little secret
These conspiracies lie to you
Oh, glorious humanity,
No more notorious insanity
Those foolish things, they go BOO!
My future ex-mate smears
you
and me without any cares
And my doctors, they will not atone
for birthing my hormones and body groans
from butter, chocolate, and coffee
could they be satanic or healthy for me,
baby!
These conspiracies lie to you
Oh, glorious humanity,
No more notorious insanity
Those foolish things, they go BOO!
Kennedy, Bruce Lee and Lady Di
Painful ways the greats say goodbye
If climate change is something you believe
Then why do you freeze when it’s 60 degrees?
Let’s not talk about eating the babies
Lies destroying friends and families
When UFOS and billionaires meet
as Josie and Pussycats save music
industry
from lies of the world’s conspiracies
stopping all of them becoming realities
I hope we don’t fool ourselves
Believing we can fall victim this mental hell
I’ve had enough of mind games
I’ve had enough of insane brains
Call me a jerk for being blunt
There are lies we all must confront
Let’s Contradict conspiracies
You and me, and Everybody
It’s time we become true friends
And tell our loves when they go off the deep end.
These conspiracies lie to you
Oh, glorious humanity,
No more notorious insanity
Those foolish things should make us seek
truth.
